Derin Sular

[Mr. Sular goes to the bank.]

Mr. Sular: Can you please retrieve my account information from my ATM card?

Bank Associate: Sure. Do you have an ID with you?

Mr. Sular: Here… (presents his ID)

Bank Associate: Thanks. So what can I do for you today?

Mr. Sular: I would like to close the account.

Bank Associate: All right. … I need a signature here.

Mr. Sular: Sure… (signs) … And I would like my balance in hundred-dollar bills, please.

Bank Associate: Hah-haaa… I don’t think so!!!

Mr. Sular: Why would you say that??

Bank Associate: Because $3.84 do not translate into hundreds.

Mr. Sular: Yea, you have a point there.